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I thought it was a cute and casual little mining sim right up until it devoured my entire morning

By Dr. Evelyn Thorne | January 01, 0001

Cute games: they're cute. Sometimes they're extremely cute. Once in a while they even have the word "cute" in their title, like . With a name like that, I thought, it's probably just a breezy little game where you dig up gems.

And it is. At first. As an industrious little mole in Gemporium, I've just inherited a cozy riches777 home and gemshop from my dearly departed grandmole, a loving bequeathment until you note the little P.S. in the will: grandma also left you all her debt, which is exactly a million bucks. That's a lot to pay off. Better start digging!

Finally, you can polish it with a cloth and see what you've got: an amethyst, an opal, a ruby, maybe even a diamond. Chances are it's cracked—that's what happens when you bang on rocks with a hammer—but you can still sell it in your shop to your gem-hungry customers: a groundhog, a mouse, a pigeon, a worm dressed like a cowboy, all with very specific tastes in jewelry.

Gemporium Release Date Trailer - YouTube Gemporium Release Date Trailer - YouTube

Now I've got a TV in my mole-hole that tells me what gemstones are hot that day and a magnifying glass that tells me what gems I'll find in each dig spot before I even start hammering. After one especially profitable day I also bought myself an upgrade that means each spot I mine in will produce two gems instead of one. And I've just unlocked haggling, which means I can get a good deal from customers even if they don't really want what I'm selling.

It sounds like I'm halfway to easy street after just a week of mining, but don't forget: Gramma hung a debt around my neck and I owe loan shark (he is a literal shark) one million smackers. So I've still got a heck of a lot of mining to do, but on the plus side there are a bunch more upgrades to unlock that will make my operation more profitable.

The main thing is I sat down this morning to try out this cute little mining game for a few minutes and when I looked up again it was lunchtime. There's a you can try for yourself right now: the full game launches on Steam August 7.

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