Mortal Kombat's Scorpion Serves Up A Wicked 'Your Mamma' Joke

By Dr. Evelyn Thorne | January 01, 0001

Ha ha, Skorpion Scorpion. Very funny. This joke brought to you by Game Developer Editor-in-Chief Brandon Sheffield, who apparently has huc nothing better to do with his time than share exceptionally good video game-themed Your Mamma jokes made by musician/troublemaker Andrew Toups (I kid. Hi, Brandon.) I don’t know HUC99 about you, but now I want to come up with a bunch of Mortal Kombat-themed ‘Your Mamma’ and jokes. (Note: Leave it to me to spell Scorpion huc

with a “K.” And leave n98 it to Mortal Kombat to have that HUC99

be the ONE time that a “C” n98

is actually correct.)

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